Mr: I’ve had these thoughts on death. If I ever blogged, it would be a post. I think death is necessary because “….” What do you think, honey?
Mrs: Nod. Hmmm.
Mr: So can I guest blog on your site?
Mrs: Without missing a beat. Nope.
Mr: What did you say?
Mrs: Nope. (Writing’s not exactly his forté, as good as he is at everything else.)
Mr: Well, with the WordPress password you’ll be giving me, when you die I’m going to put up all sorts of poorly written posts with bad grammar.
So no one’s getting my password. I’d rather die and leave A Holistic Journey a sealed vault of aspiration than let anyone spill a careless word in it. If you don’t hear from me for three months, know that I’ve been dining with CS Lewis. I’ll be looking over your shoulder as you blog. Keep those standards up or I’ll get mad and rattle your window.
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