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My Husband Threatened Me

Mr: I’ve had these thoughts on death. If I ever blogged, it would be a post. I think death is necessary because “….” What do you think, honey? Mrs: Nod. Hmmm. Mr: So can I guest blog on your site? Mrs: Without missing a beat. Nope. Mr: What did you say? Mrs: Nope. (Writing’s not…

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Mr: I’ve had these thoughts on death. If I ever blogged, it would be a post. I think death is necessary because “….” What do you think, honey?

Mrs: Nod. Hmmm.

Mr: So can I guest blog on your site?

Mrs: Without missing a beat. Nope.

Mr: What did you say?

Mrs: Nope. (Writing’s not exactly his forté, as good as he is at everything else.)

Mr: Well, with the WordPress password you’ll be giving me, when you die I’m going to put up all sorts of poorly written posts with bad grammar.

*PROGRAM UPDATE*
So no one’s getting my password. I’d rather die and leave A Holistic Journey a sealed vault of aspiration than let anyone spill a careless word in it. If you don’t hear from me for three months, know that I’ve been dining with CS Lewis. I’ll be looking over your shoulder as you blog. Keep those standards up or I’ll get mad and rattle your window.

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152 responses to “My Husband Threatened Me”

  1. Alison and Don Avatar
    Alison and Don

    Hah! This is so different from us. Well, Don does write posts occasionally, strictly edited by me 🙂
    Anyway we got to thinking what would happen to my blog if I died, so he has the password. We also have written “The Last Post” which he can edit if he’s still alive. If we go together our executors have the password to deliver the last post. It all makes me smile. All nicely tied up with a bow. 🙂
    Alison

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    1. Holistic Wayfarer Avatar
      Holistic Wayfarer

      Oh my, Alison!! Yes, bow and everything. I’m smiling at how we’d have no choice but to let them edit if we’re gone…

      Diana

      Reply
  2. tsizzles Avatar
    tsizzles

    Hahaha. I could not stop laughing! Even as I write this comment, chuckles gradually follow after the initial burst. I especially love this statement, “I’d rather die and leave A Holistic Journey a sealed vault of aspiration than let anyone spill a careless word in it,” I have to admit, your husband got you good. Are you really that strict about good grammar? Sadly when i chat with my friends, I am still welcomed with misuse of the word, “you’re”.

    At least I do not have anyone writing stuff like that in a guest post!

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    1. Holistic Wayfarer Avatar
      Holistic Wayfarer

      You know how firm I am on the grammar – although I do sacrifice it every blue moon for style and the music of the word. =)

      Reply
  3. LivingPeace Avatar
    LivingPeace

    The music of the word! Love that! 🙂 You are so cool 😎

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    1. Holistic Wayfarer Avatar
      Holistic Wayfarer

      LOL…thanks.

      Reply
      1. LivingPeace Avatar
        LivingPeace

        😉

  4. stephaniehudsonstories Avatar
    stephaniehudsonstories

    Hi Diana – thanks for the ‘like’ over on my post. Thought I’d come an check out your work – thanks for bringing me some big smiles on the hubbby stories! Thinking I might try out one of those coupons, ha!

    Reply
    1. Holistic Wayfarer Avatar
      Holistic Wayfarer

      Do tell me how it goes!! LOL.

      Reply
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  6. bhuwansharma007 Avatar
    bhuwansharma007

    Reblogged this on mrpsyclone and commented:
    nice

    Reply
    1. Holistic Wayfarer Avatar
      Holistic Wayfarer

      Thanks. =)

      Reply
  7. in567 Avatar
    in567

    What a riot! Love Peanuts and this one was a gem.

    Reply
    1. Holistic Wayfarer Avatar
      Holistic Wayfarer

      I do bear some semblance to Lucy – in personality. LOL.

      Reply
  8. ianscyberspace Avatar
    ianscyberspace

    So that’s who has been rattling my window at night. 🙂

    Reply
    1. Holistic Wayfarer Avatar
      Holistic Wayfarer

      I almost said now that you know, you don’t have to be afraid. But that’s not quite true…

      Reply
      1. ianscyberspace Avatar
        ianscyberspace

        Bring it on, I love suspense. lol

      2. Holistic Wayfarer Avatar
        Holistic Wayfarer

        You do live on the edge. lol

      3. ianscyberspace Avatar
        ianscyberspace

        Living on the edge keeps me sharp

  9. thegracedmisfit Avatar
    thegracedmisfit

    Hahaha, this is hilarious. I admire how passionate you are about your blog.

    Reply
    1. Holistic Wayfarer Avatar
      Holistic Wayfarer

      If I’m not, I can’t expect readers to be. =) Thanks for the follow. And happy holidays.

      Diana

      Reply
  10. cassandrwiley Avatar
    cassandrwiley

    So funny!😂

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    1. Holistic Wayfarer Avatar
      Holistic Wayfarer

      Yep. ‘S how it goes around here. Thanks for the follow. =) Welcome.

      Diana

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      1. cassandrwiley Avatar
        cassandrwiley

        Looking forward to reading more of your posts 😊

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