1. I look 27.
2. It’s all about me. ME. ME.
3. I am an English Professor.
4. I’m on top of it. Not under it.
5. There are still no women around.
6. I can sleep. Just flick that brain switch.
7. I don’t have to hold my tongue to pull off a rockin’ marriage.
8. Time lets me put out the 20 posts waiting, waiting to see day.
9. I don’t do stupid things like look for the pair of glasses on my head.
10. Husbands don’t have ADD when their wife talks more than two minutes.
11. I’m a bottomless reservoir of patience and sweetness as wife and mom.
12. Marriage isn’t work. Nah, those vows were an easy ride into the happily ever after.
Related posts: In My Fantasy, Part 1 and I May Be a Man.
Now all those are how I imagine you for real!
LOLOLOL.
Uh huh. Yup.
*Groaaan. SIGH!!!*
Now Part 2 I can relate to!
LOL – which, the most?
2 and 11 which, thinking about it, would probably cancel each other out. Oh, what the heck–#2!
2! 2!!!!!!
lololol
Please may I have a sprinkle of your fairy dust?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
*Sprinnnnnkle. Dash. Ta DA!*
There, don’t you feel all new? At least more happily selfish? (#2)
About that #8 … Argh. I hear you!
Argh is right. ARGH!!
I enjoyed this post very much. Especially #2, 5, 7, 10, 12
🙂 🙂
=) Thx for sharing your favorites.
Awesome!
He he.
Thanks.
Oh yes! I loved #6 just flick the brain switch! I so wish there was one! #10 made me lol! I say hello are you seriously reaching for the remote!! 😄I love your wonderful writing style! 😄
LOL NO THEY ARE NOT. THEY ARE SERIOUSLY REACHING FOR THEIR TABLET. (Was today.)
Grrrrrr!!
But still keeping eye contact! Lol with their finger tips slowly moving and reaching toward it like you can’t see them! 😄😄
My guy is shameless. What eye contact??!
I laughed out loud! That’s so good! Do you ask him to repeat what you said?
Our therapist (LOL) helped him to agree to but that was how long ago that he’s forgotten she told him to, what with the ADD….
*dunno whether to laugh or cry*
Oh I know what you mean! It does take a lot of patience! I finally gave up! Silence can be deafening! Sigh 😔
Patience. Have to look that up. I’ve been meaning to grow my vocabulary.
Oh don’t pray for that! Because it will be tested! Pray for grace so you can make it through! Grace covers a lot and makes so much possible! As you know I’m sure! 😄
*smile* (But I’d meant I need to look it up in the dictionary. And grow my vocab.) lol
Lol! You are so funny! I sitting on my couch laughing with you! I so know this one!
lololol
LOL, I like this! I can’t tell you my fantasy because that would make it like, pre-meditated with a well documented motive 😉
I suppose I could tell you that I am very nearly living my very own fantasy at the moment, but that sounds so smug I’d have to slap my own self. One thing I can say, life gets a whole lot easier when your kids get a bit older, when you stop trying so hard, when you completely lose your mind….
LOL Yeah, when you completely lose your mind. As cryptic as you were, I’m jealous. =)
haha loved 7, 10 and 11. Oh yes, they’d be in my fantasy too. Most definitely.
He he
HAHA! Wonderful list!
#10 and #11 are still works in progress after 30 years 😉 #9 seems to be happening more often than I’d like these days!
Cra-a-a-ap. I have 20 more years of this waiting?!!!!
Wow! I love seeing a list post from you! Relate to the glasses thing but do you also look for your cellphone when you are talking on it?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You take the cake.
you should publish your poetry in newspaper. really you should publish do not think i am joking. i am waiting for your reply
I published a couple in a campus magazine in college. =) I just haven’t had the time to pursue what you encourage, apart from the articles I do have out. =) Thank you.
If you have no dreams, they never come true.
You said it. =)
#10 – would be mine. But I’d need to edit the request to 15 seconds. As a friend told me, “Maggie, he’s got you on mute.”
LOL I’d better hide the mute button.
If only in your wildest imagination. Too funny, Diana, don’t/didn’t we all wish for most of those things?
HA! Which is your most zealous wish? =)
Why, all of them of course. 🙂
=)
Why does your fantasy look so much like mine? Except…what’s with the no women?
HA ha ha. That’s why I added the related links at the end. The I May Be a Man explains it crystal clearly. =) Nice to know we share fantasies! (Which only means both our lives are ugh. LOL.)
Okay, I went and read the I May Be a Man post and now I get you 😊 I don’t share that one with you, because I like being a woman, and I like my women friends too. I do choose them carefully though…
Ha ha ha. A woman who takes her stand. I like that. =) Yes, do choose carefully…. he he.
“bottomless reservoir of patience and sweetness”: sounds great, and it is always helpful to be like that.
=) My family will agree!
Over the years I’ve lost a bit of faith in my fantasy- my reality could never measure up to it and was constantly leaving me disappointed. I can definitely relate though- some of what you’ve listed were on my fantasy list too. xo
Understandable. Good thing it’s a fun fantasy list, not obsessions. =)
Thank you for finding my blog just enjoyed reading and looking around your blog.
Appreciate your connecting. Thx for taking time here.
Diana
I have a number of posts on successful blogging, if they interest. Tap any title to open up the sidebar and you’ll see Blogging under My Topics. =)
Thank you will check them out
I wonder what my fantasy might be if I were to throw my mind out of gear? Maybe I actually need to throw it into gear just once to see what it might do.
Go for it. =)
Really.
lol
I could do with the sleep brain switch 🙂
I think many writers can. =)
What discipline to be able to keep it to 12!
LOL! Remember, this was part TWO. =) I cheated, with the 24.
Diana, this is hilarious …. Thanks for the mood lifting post!
=) Just told it like I felt it. ^^
Take care xx
Just got home to end my day and you are killing me with this one. My own fantasy and then some! The only exception isnumber one. I’d settle for thirty something 😉
LOLOL I could use a laugh myself this moment. Thanks for the feedback, L. Treat yourself to a restful evening.
Woman … wake up and face the madness! 😀
Shhh. Don’t wake me. Leave me to my delusional dreams, please.
Ahh yes, a perfect world. 🙂
YAh!!
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Aw, thanks for the cheerleading.
So true, wish I had thought of this.